Wednesday, January 14, 2009
In The Beginning
Sneaky Jesus. Two words that are seemingly unconnected, but when they are can absolutely freak people out. Sneaky Jesus, not to be confused with the sex act that is so popular with kids these days (look it up, well worth it), is a movement. It is a way of life. Sneaky Jesus is, simply put, a way to creep people out easily and it can be quite rewarding. In the upcoming days, Sneaky Jesus will be coming. Is he behind you? Maybe. But most likely he's watching you and you don't even know it. Is this a religious thing to make people think more about Jesus? Absolutely not. Sneaky Jesus' powers of creeping are only intended for evil. Prepare to enter the world of Sneaky Jesus...
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As a member of the Church of Latter Day Saints, I have to say that this blog is the most abhorrent thing I've encountered on all of the internet. As President of Mormons For a Better America, I will be organizing protest across christian cyberspace against this abomination...Ki-idding!!! Love Sneaky Jesus! He's Just. So. Sneaky. Not tricky mind you. But way sneaky.
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