Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The Sneaky Man has Cometh!

Sneaky Jesus' come in all shapes and sizes. This one just so happened to be about 6'2" and creepier than any of the Jesus' that have come before or shall come again. Ooooh... so creepy.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Look both ways, or else

When crossing the street remember these three things: 1. Always look both ways 2. Hold hands 3. Sneaky Jesus always gets to push the button.  Always.

99 cent stores be warned... When the apocalypse goes down, you will be first!

  Unbelievable... They have hundreds of these candles at the store and Sneaky Jesus hasn't seen a single cent for having his picture on them.  This angers Sneaky Jesus... They will be hearing from his lawyer.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

The Light of the World

My dad said "let there be light".  What the fuck does your dad do?

photo courtesy of Ken Doll

Take it easy...

Even Sneaky Jesus needs to take time out of his busy day of sneakin' and creepin'  to stop and smell the flowers.

Sneaky Jesus says, "Check yourself before you electrocute yourself".

Sneaky Jesus only wants you to be safe. If you try to go in there, Sneaky Jesus will be forced to palm strike you.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009


You better not be watching what Sneaky Jesus thinks you're going to be watching.  If it's not Sneaky Jesus Christ Superstar, don't even think about it...